I'm really into asian looking animals
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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