You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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