are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The ass gains better be worth it
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