come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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