Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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