Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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