she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm really busy with my period
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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