i think my mom watched the whole time
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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