Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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