East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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