She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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