Me. At least after what I've been through.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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