Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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