Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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