Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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