Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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