im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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