My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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