Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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