Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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