She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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