some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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