Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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