Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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