i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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