it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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