Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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