Whod you bang
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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