Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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