So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
