ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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