you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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