We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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