haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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