I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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