After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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