I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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