3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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