This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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