That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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