thus making me awesome and them whores
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I want to fling myself into the sun
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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