she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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