Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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