There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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