have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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