I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i need some magic done to my vagina
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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