The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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