I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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