so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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