nut hugger
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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