i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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