Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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