The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you have to choose: penises or morals?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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