i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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